Around the World 10 - Bacon & Cheese - Great Smell, Bad Sandwich

I am going Around the World on the Primantis menu, eating every sandwich, in order.

Tenth on the list is the Bacon & Cheese. I'll be honest, I was looking forward to this sammich.

When it was brought to the table, it smelled so good. The best smelling sandwich yet. That fantastic bacon aroma permeated the air. I was so looking forward to this, because who doesn't love bacon?

Smelled so good. You're missing out on the smell here.

But one bite shattered that image.

It wasn't good bacon. It was very cheap bacon. It was very bad bacon. Wendy's has better bacon.

Pictured: bad bacon

No really, Wendy's has better bacon. I think McDonalds might have slightly better bacon. This bacon is passable when it's crumbled over fries slathered with cheese. It is not ok on its own.

There's an artificial taste to start with, a flavorless crunch in the middle, and a metallic aftertaste. The crunch is the only good part of all of this. 

This was the worst experience I've had yet, and this includes the incomplete Egg & Cheese sandwich.

Taste: 0 This was bad, metallic tasting cheap bacon.

Satisfaction: 1 The crunch was interesting

Flavor: 0 I disliked it greatly

Enjoyable: 1 If you can stomach really cheap bacon...

Pittsburghness: 2 I guess it IS a bacon sandwich...even if it's bad...it's still bacon

Should I Get This Sandwich? No, under no circumstances. If you really want cheap bacon, get the Bacon, Egg & Cheese. This should be replaced with a Chipped Ham Sandwich, pronto.

Ranking:

Capicola

Pittsburgher Cheese Steak

Kielbasa

Hot Sausage

Genoa Salami (Double Meat)

Jumbo Baloney

Triple Cheese

Ham

Egg

Bacon